Tuesday 12 March 2013

REPORT: MIYAMOTO 'DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE WII U WORKS"


REPORT: In a recent interview the Big Daddy of Nintendo (Ed: as his subordinates are legally obliged to refer to him) Shigeru 'What is online?' Miyamoto has admitted that 'I had absolutely no idea what I was doing' whilst work began on the Pikmin 3 computer-game-experience. In this shocking report The Shigsman has admitted to having 'great difficulty' with 'developing' games on 'Wii U', as in a recent Iwata Asks on the making of Odama that 'it was hard enough getting a giant pinball to work on the GameCube; trying to make something work on the Mega-Wii is an absolute bastard'. Despite his sordid history with Microsoft and Sony, referring to the former as 'a bit shit', he has nonetheless acknowledged their technical expertise in titles like Too Human, which Miyamoto went on record to say is the 'single most impressive title I've seen in years bar AMY'. Looks like he's going to have to upturn a few more tables, am I right?

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