IT'S SAFE TO COME OUT NOW: You probably don't know the name Rory Butcher, and if you do it's probably someone else. But it's for good reason, for if had he not played Metal Gear Riding: Revengeance last Wednesday then you'd probably be seeing news headlines with Ronny's name in them right now. For you see Ricky's is a tale of youth and cutting things, one we can all relate to, but with a twist. Rudolph told BFTGD that "since the age of 32 I've been fascinated with knives, and having first discovered them at the dinner table I couldn't help but resist the urge to slice all manner of vegetables and meats. Mushrooms proved the most enjoyable, and are delicious in a stroganoff", but good things couldn't last forever; I learnt that the hard way. Rory however soon grew tired of fungi and instead moved on to fun guys instead. "My first foray into people came in the form of my Uncle Berney, whom I thoroughly disliked from an early age, and as such used him as a test drive of sorts", detailing how he began with the chin before ending on the upper torso, an experience he claims he has "yet to top". 4 weeks later, 2 women and a koala were found in various crevices around the town square, and it soon became apparent to the locals that Rory had become rather distant, claiming "he just kept to himself and his victims most of the time" and "rarely attended Bible study". However with the release of MGR Roland was soon able to focus his disorder unto PMCs and foreigners, something that has satisfied his appetite for manslaughter and "let him return to his normal self".
If anyone has information of the current whereabouts of Reginald, contact your local Police.
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