Saturday 18 May 2013

THE REVIEW REVUE: Bioshockingly Decent

"Booker getting hit with a book? Satire at its finest, Levine. "

WELCOME FRIEND. This is a new segment in which I review games. Let's read on, shall we? Too late, it's already begun.

  • BioShock Infinity:  Game with guns, tight and responsive gameplay let down by ludicrous story and setting. City in the sky? More like shitty in the sky. (9/∞)
  • Lugi's Mansion 2: Nintendo returns to its survival horror roots in this frighteningly good sequel. If you can get through mansion no. 2 without cacking yourself then you're a liar and need to get yourself checked. (8/10ooo00ooo0hhh)
  • Lego City: Undercover: GOTY contender right here, mate. Best Wii U game since, erm, Funky Barn. (7/10)
  • Monster Hunter 3 Tri: Ultimate Freedom 2G: So it's like Pokemon but you get to physically kill and skin the monsters. To each their own, you lunatic. (8/10)

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